Thing a Week 20:

A while ago, I wrote this piece, and I kind of liked it. I thought it might be fun to add more to the story.

WARNING: I sprained my finger recently, and it makes typing hard. expect bad spelling and a short post.
In the spring of 1645, the largest herd of Smarm Cows ever recorded was herded across the famous sveldts* of Thibbitian Adonia. Although not necessarily noteworthy in its own right, this fact becomes more interesting when one considers that it caused a sharp increase in both cholesterol and mating in the people of Adonia, and indirectly caused the downfall of thirteen different civilazations, as well as driving a herd of defenseless mollusks to insanity, and eventually extinction. In the annals of time , the famous historian Qtholemny reffered to the herd as being "a bunch of jerks, probably". However, Qtholemny also notes that "The massive meat surplus allowed for the invention of the triple stacker 3 lb. beefburger with extra meat sauce, so it sort of balances out" Qtholemny is generally regarded as being both an unreliable and overly biased historian.



*The sveldts of Adonia (often referred to as "the plains of bad puns") are notable for having an unusually high number of REALLY COOL fauna, including Cool Cats, Hot Dogs, Three kneed bees, and of course, the smarm cows that provide food for so much of the adonian population. And for the cool cats.

That's all I could come up with today, sorry.