- A bad simile is like a unicorn on a motorcycle fighting a grizzly bear in a hang glider: It just doesn't make sense... No matter how good it sounds.
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but when you combine them, you can make a catapult. I think that further experimentation may be required.
- Often, people make me do things I don't really want to do at all. When I ask them why, they tell me it's because I need to learn how to these things for later in life. I respond that I don't mind paying other people to do things I hate, and they tell me to get to work. From this, I deduce the following:
- People like to watch me doing things I hate.
That's all I got for now.
When you think about it, sticks and stones combined into a catapault can not only break your bones, but also your car, your dog and your house.
ReplyDeleteHowever, a good simile is like a swan on a lake of melted chocolate chasing a pangolin.
In that it makes less sense than a bad one?
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