recipe 3: almost edible!

this is the third, and one of my favorites.

ok, for once im going to make a recipe you might be willing eat.

manetwich

1 hamburger bun

1 hamburger patty

slice of cheese, whatever you feel like.

mustard (please, use the good stuff. after all, this is ART) good BBQ sauce of your choice (or ketchup, if you're a philistine) or condiments of your choice.

small frying pan

canvas with paints, and a naturalistic setting

first, heat pan, and start cooking patty. continueto cook until no liquid leaks out and it's thoroughly browned

put patty on bun, and apply toppings of your choice.

next, take your delicious conoction out to a relaxing, quiet area (i prefer somewhere near a small pond, for the fascinating light play) set up your canvas, and paint with quick, effecient strokes paying attention to the effects of light on the scene. stop after about 15 minutes, or as soon as the light has changed noticeably. start up painting again the next, at the same time as before. repeat until finished.

by the time the painting is complete, the manetwich itself will probably be getting a bit furry, so you might have to toss it. on the other hand, you'll have a DELICIOUS piece of art.

ok, so maybe i'll never get around to writing a practical recipe. at least its fun though.