recipe 2: this time, its inedible

this is the second recipe i worked on. i dont think its as far my others, but it still makes me giggle.

ok, hopefully noone else has done this:

ok, i have to warn you: im making this without looking at a recipe, and with the intent of making it as hard as possible. you could make this. theoretically, you could eat this. but theres a reason eating it in-game makes you lose hp.

dwarf bread
1 cup whole wheat flour/corn meal mix

1 egg

pinch of salt

conspicous lack of leavening

mix together flour and egg, then shape into an unappetizing lump. you can cook it in an ozen, on a cookie sheet, but i recommend placing it on tinfoil and cooking by an uncontrolled fire to get that mixture of burnt on the outside/raw on the inside that sets dwarf bread apart from all others. well, that and the complete vileness of it.